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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	4887
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	5506
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Farms Harvested:	469	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	128
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Star Shards Collected:	69	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Mines Excavated:	2731
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Items Found:	2842	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1416	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Farms Harvested:	875	Alien Abductions:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6483	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3323	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5