Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Analysis, Behavior, Blockyantics, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, habits, Influences, mental health, Minecraft, patterns, Psychology, reactions, reasons, Responses, Server, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of blowing up your stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they are planning to take over the world with their advanced technology (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of redstone).

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	6815	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Divine Spears Created:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Emeralds Found:	9553	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Votes:	8615

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	70	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	390551
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Spears Created:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!