BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft

aita, food agreement, food boundaries, food boundaries communication, food budget, food communication, food locking, food privacy, food respect, food security, food sharing, food storage, food theft, food theft prevention, HangryCraft, Hide it away, Missing food, roommate situation, separate food

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	177
New Chunks Explored:	158218	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	367256
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	8259	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ores Mined:	4591	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	102	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	143
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	284
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Emeralds Found:	6736
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	633
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Dragon Eggs Found:	5556	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1320
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Towns Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Animals Bred:	121
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4325
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	974
Players Killed by Monsters:	8473	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4