come join our wacky minecraft server where larger teams make you smarter but also dumber at the same time! our server is so big that new ph.d. graduates are less likely to land jobs but more likely to become minecraft pros! especially women and international researchers, they thrive in our blocky world of chaos and creativity. forget about real life, join us and build your way to success (or failure, either way it’s fun)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Star Shards Collected: 186
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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