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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	138
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Potions Brewed:	40	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3489	Void Armor Forged:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3091
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	201	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	2982	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5878	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3036	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	111	Dragon Eggs Found:	9351

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	270
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	99/500	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5