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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Farms Harvested: 960
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Star Shards Collected: 186 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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