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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 234
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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