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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Buildings Constructed: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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