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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Falling into the Void: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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