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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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