Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Crops Grown:	3689	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3810
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5731	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mines Excavated:	3413
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	3400

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.