Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	4586
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

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so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	53
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	113	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What are Minecraft servers like MetaUnion ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to MetaUnion include:

1. Mineplex: Known for its variety of minigames and large player base, Mineplex offers a similar community-driven experience with unique gameplay modes.

2. Hypixel: Another popular server with a wide range of game modes and a friendly community, Hypixel is great for players looking for diverse and engaging gameplay experiences.

3. The Hive: With a focus on fun and creativity, The Hive offers a range of custom mini-games and challenges for players to enjoy with friends or solo.

4. CubeCraft Games: Known for its unique games and player-friendly environment, CubeCraft Games is a great choice for players seeking a similar experience to MetaUnion .

5. Grian Network: Created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, this server offers a friendly community and creative building opportunities for players of all skill levels.

Each of these servers provides a fun and immersive Minecraft experience that is sure to keep players entertained for hours on end. Whether you’re in the mood for survival, creative building, or competitive minigames, you’re bound to find something you love on these servers.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

2C2T – True Anarchy Minecraft Server

Anarchy, develop, Donations, Furnace, Highways, Minecraft, rules, Server, Spawn, Store

Everyone’s favorite anarchy, without imposing donations and any rules. The server has just started, so it will be very easy to develop to the furnace. And what to do next – open a store, destroy spawn or build highways – the choice is yours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.