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CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	New Chunks Explored:	602291
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2732	Potions Brewed:	54

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	681
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	884
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	83	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	1983
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Votes:	6290	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8909	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Star Shards Collected:	110	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Votes:	8971	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Players:	99/300	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1