Blocky Virginity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Left for Craft: The Minecraft Server where you’re always surprised in a good way!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where up is down, left is right, and dimensions are just a suggestion!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2624	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Towns Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelatedAnimeCraft – Where AI meets anime in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a live-action anime brought to life by AI! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant robot monster appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where all the villagers are actually magical cat girls. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a cosplay contest. Dress up as your favorite anime character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway for a chance to win epic prizes like enchanted armor or a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated version of Tokyo.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a live-action anime, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!

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>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.

>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.

>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.

>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.

>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Potions Brewed:	98
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where players just peacefully build and trade with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – players are physically unable to fight each other! That’s right, every time you try to swing your sword or shoot your bow, your character just ends up doing a silly dance instead. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	943949
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

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Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3142

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	125
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2598
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Star Shards Collected:	243
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1624
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	64
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355