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Sylph-Tech – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

andesite age, Automate, Automation, Bosses, Chronicles, Create, deadly breath, dragons, Exploration, January 5th., long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Progression, Quest, Rewards, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	2042
New Chunks Explored:	700173	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/create-chronicles-bosses-and-beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the Server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com
When did the world start?	The world started on January 5th, 2025
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg

Eternal Engraved Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, anonymous love, body art, can’t stop thinking, cut his name, declaration of love., desire, emotional, Engraved, ETERNAL, feelings, infatuation, inscribed, longing, love, MARK, Obsession, Passion, Permanent, Romantic, secret crush, tattoo, yearning

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2347	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

So, like, this server is totally the bomb, bro! You gotta join because it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out and stuff. Plus, the admins are like, super chill and will totally let you do whatever you want.

And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.

Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.

So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?

DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, arrogance, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DATING, disagreement, discussion, DisRespectCraft, Feedback, friendship, friendship ending, Minecraft, opinionated, Outrage, OVERWHELMING, political issues, rejection, Respect, Server, stubbornness, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	176
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best!

One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.

StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

accessibility rights, accessible stall, aita, bathroom etiquette, bathroom line, community support, considerate behavior, disability accommodations, disability awareness, jerk move, mall bathroom, public restroom, safety risk, seizure awareness, seizures, service animal, service dog, StallWars, UPS store, wheelchair, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user, woes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2249
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, CHANGE, Diversity, dominant female characters, empowerment, female archetype, female heroines, femdom, Gender Roles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, modern age, narrative, passive innocent girl, rare, Realm, representation, storytelling, strong female leads, submissive

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	5383	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Behavior, Captivating, desire, Enchanting, enticing, HotPartnerSMP, Hottest, INTIMATE, Irresistible, love, partner, Passion, relationships, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Unconscious

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6955	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun

Altered Reality, altered state of consciousness, Brain, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain waves, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, directed information flow, Fast, Flattens, Fun, Hallucinations, Hierarchy, lsd, neural networks, neural pathways, neurotransmitters, Perception, psychedelics, sensory processing, serotonin, whole-brain dynamics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7891	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	5

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like taking a trip on LSD, but without the pesky side effects! we flatten the hierarchy of directed information flow in fast whole-brain dynamics, whatever that means!

join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!

if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!

Finalwind

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

Finalwind Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Finalwind
Features	Custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, economy, clans
Server Address	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQs about Finalwind Minecraft Server

Q: What makes Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, an economy, and more to create endless content for players.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

A: The primary rule on Finalwind is no cheating to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: How can I join the Finalwind server?

A: You can join the server at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4.

Q: Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Trade Post Kingdom 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, exchange, Group Chat, kik, Kik thread, Kingdom, marketplace, messaging app, networking, No Rules, online platform, post, post and trade, rules, sharing, social media, Thread, Trade, Trading

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Votes:	4465	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a kik thread but in blocky pixel form! No rules, just post and trade like your life depends on it.

You’ll be crafting and building like a madman, trading with other players like a boss. It’s a virtual marketplace where anything goes, just like a wild kik thread.

Join now and experience the chaos and madness of this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s capacity, but who cares about that)! Let’s get blocky, baby!

CreeperCouchSurf

Boundaries, college kids, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCouchSurf, family, family dynamics, guest etiquette, household rules, overnight guests, parenting, privacy, relationships, Respect, respect for others, sexual activity, sibling dynamics, sleeping arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	247	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can experience family drama firsthand? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual reality version of a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments over sleeping arrangements and accusations of causing trouble.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between Donna and Austin over who gets to sleep where. Will Bridget ever feel comfortable in our virtual house again? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, join us and prepare for the chaos that awaits. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server?

MillionCraft: Google Loot Edition

browser, browsing, browsing history, Computer, data, Digital, Edition, engine, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, Loot, MILLION, MillionCraft, monitor, ONLINE, query, Results, Screen, search, Technology, virtual, web

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	121	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the madness and chaos of being a millionaire in the blocky world! Imagine building a mansion out of a million rubber ducks or creating a roller coaster made entirely of a million slices of pizza. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest dreams with a million of whatever you last googled! Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

Players:	105/500	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6