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Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Star Shards Collected:	191

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	460359	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Potions Brewed:	67

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4379	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1920	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	742	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

Awards, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cookieswirlc, CookieSwirlCs, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, filian, Gaming, influencer, Interaction, Ironmouse, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online presence, Popular, recognition, Server, social media, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Buildings Constructed:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

console ecosystem, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC releases, pixels, PlayStation, ps, PS libraries, PS to PC converts, PS5, Server, Sony, Tied, video games, Xbox

Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Battles, catch em all, Challenges, Characters, Competition, Defeat, Edition, Female Protagonists, gameplay, Gaming, heroines, LOSING, losing heroines, Makeine, Minecraft, Obstacles, Quests, smp, Storyline, too many, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, anarchy servers, better than other servers, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, minecraft server, mystics, No Mini-Games, OPEN RECRUITMENT, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, rutube, Survival, tiktok, twitch, ut, Vanilla, version 1.16-1.21.31, Weddings

Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2