Blocky Time Warp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5264	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6175	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1579	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	196
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1172
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Votes:	8198	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Falling into the Void:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Towns Built:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!