| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 303 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3848 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2985 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4693 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7567 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9711 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 249 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6654 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4246 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8038 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 631 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Farms Harvested: | 398 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6515 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3949 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6228 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8300 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 733 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7635 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7915 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7271 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Votes: | 6670 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1784 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 7627 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8724 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3030 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4458 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8432 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
