Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5505
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	7380	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Votes:	6659	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	139
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Buildings Constructed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ores Mined:	7572	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5601	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	4745	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5241	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Potions Brewed:	92	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	1189
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3200	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!