Blocky Shenanigans: ‘Oh yeah, THAT happened’

BlockyBodyLove

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Animals Bred:	173	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9160
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	7100	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	120
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	167
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	2588
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5781
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	7030
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7626
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	4749	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0