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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5038 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.
But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!