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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.
Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.
But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.
