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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8354 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!