come join our minecraft server, where the central bank is run by russian bears who hike rates to 18% just for funsies. but wait, there’s more! they promise even more tightening in the future, because why not make things even more cray cray? come build your own bear cave and trade with other players using bear pelts as currency. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 8191
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY