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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7623 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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