Blocky Rebellion Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where the creepers do the Macarena and the zombies breakdance to Thriller. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees. True story, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage. But who’s counting?

Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

88.211.239.89

Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Terrows 1.21.3” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

terrows.f1cont.com

Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	2654

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Holy Grails Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Animals Bred:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Items Found:	5189	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2339

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	6594	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6195	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4