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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2099 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. Picture this: a zombie disco, skeleton archery contests, and even a creeper karaoke night (spoiler alert: they’re terrible singers).
So why join our server, you ask? Because here, anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of obsidian? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them).
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is this why blacks are racist?”. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.