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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8524 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7796 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 2388 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
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