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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5565 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3269 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 257 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 |
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