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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5079 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 43 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4560 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
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