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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6194 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
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