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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3028 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 429 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5458 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
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