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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2613 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
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