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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9718 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 149 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
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