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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9811 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1213 | Crops Grown: | 6598 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2669 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
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