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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4623 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 958 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
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