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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 512 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9179 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
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