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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6006 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3785 |
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