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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9519 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 97 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
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