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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1571 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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