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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7596 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 218 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4962 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
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