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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Enchantments Applied: 147 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ores Mined: 4860

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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