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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Meteorites Collected: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Divine Spears Created: 27 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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