Blocky Phases Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Votes:	3571
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Votes:	1856	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crops Grown:	5580
Villages Defended:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crops Grown:	1566
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	298	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3818	Ores Mined:	4608
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	66
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3295	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!