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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8600 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7831 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
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