Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Runes Activated: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    Character Building!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Gods Slained: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9322
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 980150 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Farms Harvested: 481 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1300
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Potions Brewed: 149
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ores Mined: 7742
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9034
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Farms Harvested: 193 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 58 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Mines Excavated: 3039
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 140 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Star Shards Collected: 240
    Ores Mined: 2607 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Enchantments Applied: 72

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Items Found: 4034
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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