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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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