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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 24 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Farms Harvested: 627
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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