Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	230
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ores Mined:	1563
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Star Shards Collected:	111
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Animals Bred:	54
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8357	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1768
Dragon Eggs Found:	6728	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1882

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Animals Bred:	116	Villages Defended:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	138
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ores Mined:	2545
New Chunks Explored:	339702	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!