Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	191	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Farms Harvested:	654

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	90	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Animals Bred:	113
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.