Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7626	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	91
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	4903	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	240
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	370	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.