Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Towns Built:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4782	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	4558
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	2820
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3804
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	294	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	85
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.